Would you just drink your fucking water and get off the blog.

 

howimetyourmothergifs:

Lily: Barney, am I crazy? Marshall talks to his dad way too much right?Barney: You don’t want my opinion on that.Lily: Why not?Barney: If I had my dad’s number, I would never not be on the phone with him.Lily: Wow. That was really…Barney: WHOA! A HOTTIE WITH A BODY!Lily: …brief.
     How I Met Your Mother 6.01 - “Bad Days”

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Lily: Barney, am I crazy? Marshall talks to his dad way too much right?
Barney: You don’t want my opinion on that.
Lily: Why not?
Barney: If I had my dad’s number, I would never not be on the phone with him.
Lily: Wow. That was really…
Barney: WHOA! A HOTTIE WITH A BODY!
Lily: …brief.

     How I Met Your Mother 6.01 - “Bad Days”

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James: I still can’t get a straight answer about who my real dad is. And Barney’s no help. He still believes every lie that my mum told us growing up. Not me. I caught on early. Careful! Michael Jackson sent me this glove for my tenth bi- …Damn.
     How I Met Your Mother 6.02 - “Cleaning House”

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James: I still can’t get a straight answer about who my real dad is. And Barney’s no help. He still believes every lie that my mum told us growing up. Not me. I caught on early. Careful! Michael Jackson sent me this glove for my tenth bi- …Damn.

     How I Met Your Mother 6.02 - “Cleaning House”

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Barney: It’s not too late to back out of this stupid marriage thing! You don’t have to do this, bro!James: Yes, I do!Barney: Why?!James: Because Tom and I are gonna have a baby!Barney: What, there’s gonna be a baby?James: Yes. We’re adopting.Barney: Oh my god… I’m gonna be an uncle?James: For the rest of your life.
     How I Met Your Mother 2.10 - Single Stamina
For erikamk.

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Barney: It’s not too late to back out of this stupid marriage thing! You don’t have to do this, bro!
James: Yes, I do!
Barney: Why?!
James: Because Tom and I are gonna have a baby!
Barney: What, there’s gonna be a baby?
James: Yes. We’re adopting.
Barney: Oh my god… I’m gonna be an uncle?
James: For the rest of your life.

     How I Met Your Mother 2.10 - Single Stamina

For erikamk.

In the war film, a soldier can hold his buddy—as long as his buddy is dying on the battlefield. In the western, Butch Cassidy can wash the Sundance Kid’s naked flesh—as long as it is wounded. In the boxing film, a trainer can rub the well-developed torso and sinewy back of his protege—as long as it is bruised. In the crime film, a mob lieutenant can embrace his boss like a lover—as long as he is riddled with bullets. Violence makes the homoeroticism of many “male” genres invisible; it is a structural mechanism of plausible deniability.

Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already.

carlospalmer:

instead of calling someone a “grammar nazi”, why not try:

  • word nerd
  • syntax whiplash
  • fuckin geek
  • speech preacher
  • punctuate infatuate-er
  • ~Lord English~
  • grAMMAR SLAMMER
misswho221b:

tennants-hair:

howtoliveinwonderland:

sherkeys:

it is obligatory that I reblog this



i like how supernatural just casually has a gif

They have a gif for everything

misswho221b:

tennants-hair:

howtoliveinwonderland:

sherkeys:

it is obligatory that I reblog this

i like how supernatural just casually has a gif

They have a gif for everything

(Source: tardis221b)

deansdamnation:

spernatural:

I’m assuming the outbreak has begun already so just in case you or someone you know gets infected, here’s a transparent .gif for your blog 

yesssssss

deansdamnation:

spernatural:

I’m assuming the outbreak has begun already so just in case you or someone you know gets infected, here’s a transparent .gif for your blog 

yesssssss